Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Gay's

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Get off my porch.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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