- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Rebecca Black.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

bryden is a faggot

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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