knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Get off my porch.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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