Liverpool City Football Club

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Michel Moor on a die...

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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