Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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