what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Where's my tractor?

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Where are you going Your house

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Women's Rights

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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MySpace.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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