Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

The WNBA.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

My parents died!

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

DON"T READ THIS!

Rebecca Black.

bryden is a faggot

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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