- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

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