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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

A baby seal walks into a club.

a jew walks out of a furnace

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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