- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

destiny

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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