Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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My Nan, that is all.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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