- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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