What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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My Nan, that is all.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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