What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Winter

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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