- Anti Joke

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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