Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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