What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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