A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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penis haha

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Keanu Reaves

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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