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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

My children are mistakes

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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