- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

THE GAME.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What color is red paint? Red

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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