Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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