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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

kesha is a virgin.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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