- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Knock knock Come in

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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