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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Homonyms should be band.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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