Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Koalas mum is a slut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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