- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

the holocaust

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??