Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A: Do you like it B: No

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Jews

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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