- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

the holocaust

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A: Do you like it B: No

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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