A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Refrigerator

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Nuneaton..

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Anti Joke

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