How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Me Neither.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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