- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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