what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Bad grammers.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Anti Joke

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