Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats 2+2? 4

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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