How come grilled cheese?

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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