why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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retard

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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I have a gay camel

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Derp

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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