A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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women's rights.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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