- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Here's another:

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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