Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Justin Bieber

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Women's Rights

Hey! Where is my tracker?

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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