Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

God. God.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

1

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock knock whos there? nobody

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops