- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What can fly? Lots of things

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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