- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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