What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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baskets

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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