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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

A black man has a job.

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