What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Xbox One

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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cancer

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CRY

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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