Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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