- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man has a job.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What can fly? Lots of things

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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