- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Nice belt.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

i like it in the mouth

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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