- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Rick santorum

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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