- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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