Come on children, don't dawdle.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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