What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What is long and black? The line at KFC

david weres the slug gone

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Youre mom is so dead...

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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