Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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long in the tooth!

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Derp

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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