"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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You're a frog

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Knock Knock Come in

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Anti Joke

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