- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the fish say after he

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What do you call a black man? A person

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Do your parents know you're gay?

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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