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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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