- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

im not food

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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