- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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