Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

sure!

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Knock, Knock ...

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Chuck Norris.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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