Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Anti Joke

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