Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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