- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

ur gay

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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