How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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