- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

im at school

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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