- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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