- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

A black man has a job.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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