- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A black man has a job.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

I have suicidal thoughts

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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