theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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