Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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im a willy bum bum

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Anti Joke

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