What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Wigan.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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