- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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