Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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brittney griner

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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