Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Wright flyer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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