What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

womans rights...

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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