- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What happened to your hamster? It died.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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