- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

If i open this door you can go trough it

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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