A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Fart

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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