- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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