Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Of course, first door on your left

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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