a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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NAACP

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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