Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Religion.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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