banana

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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