- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

You see how lame this is?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Womens Rights

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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