- Anti Joke

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Obama

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.