How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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