did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Bacon is delcious.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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