- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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