Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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